@Amferam

He’s reciting the old magics

@andrewrogers9236

Trump had to bring out the documents that were written with feathers and ink for this one 💀😂

@Nny_V

dude that explains how one of my packages was listed as lost at sea

@LexiNeal-s3c

Japan says, "Don't touch America's boats."  They do not like that."

@benroberts1800

He found someone who knows the old ways.

@John10GnR

Bro just activated a trap card from 1798

@AaronTheRealTruth

Girl yelling she was "Hamas" at a protest .. she is now facing felony charges. LOL

@stargazer9973

Funny how a Judge blocked this, yet he has no authority to block an established law that's been on the books and used several times since the countries inception. The law obviously Constitutional.

@Batmann_

Trump: no touchy boats
Houthi: maybe touchy boats a little?
Trump:

@whiplash1994

Founding Fathers like "About damn time someone uses the laws we wrote."

@run3scapeGuide

Damn... Job advancement from mage (2016) to warlock (2025) is insane -- it even comes with a free magical scroll to cast meteor strike.

@BuckScrotumn

Houthis get annihilated after attacking US ships

Japan: “First time?”

@hunterontherun807

The fact boden took away the classification of the hothies as a terror organization is unbelievable.

@Somedude75566

Houthis about to figure out why we don't have universal healthcare

@issahumps

Cowboys vs aliens … never forget

@sonofsparta2693

Trump is far from perfect. But damn, it feels good to have an administration with balls again for once

@grod4L

"The god-emperor brushed centuries of dust from the ancient scroll, whispering the first words of a spell not spoken since his forebears wove the nation from blood and iron—one final invocation to drown the invaders in the wrath of the past."

@koatam

"Show them what a bloated military budget can do!"
-Zapp Brannigan

@whiskeyniner6416

Luffy de Houthi found out and is no longer in One Piece.

@LexiNeal-s3c

The Alien Enemies Act of 1798 is not as old as the oldest person receiving social security benefits.