@andrewrogers9236
Trump had to bring out the documents that were written with feathers and ink for this one 💀😂
@Nny_V
dude that explains how one of my packages was listed as lost at sea
@LexiNeal-s3c
Japan says, "Don't touch America's boats." They do not like that."
@benroberts1800
He found someone who knows the old ways.
@John10GnR
Bro just activated a trap card from 1798
@AaronTheRealTruth
Girl yelling she was "Hamas" at a protest .. she is now facing felony charges. LOL
@stargazer9973
Funny how a Judge blocked this, yet he has no authority to block an established law that's been on the books and used several times since the countries inception. The law obviously Constitutional.
@Batmann_
Trump: no touchy boats Houthi: maybe touchy boats a little? Trump:
@whiplash1994
Founding Fathers like "About damn time someone uses the laws we wrote."
@run3scapeGuide
Damn... Job advancement from mage (2016) to warlock (2025) is insane -- it even comes with a free magical scroll to cast meteor strike.
@BuckScrotumn
Houthis get annihilated after attacking US ships Japan: “First time?”
@hunterontherun807
The fact boden took away the classification of the hothies as a terror organization is unbelievable.
@Somedude75566
Houthis about to figure out why we don't have universal healthcare
@issahumps
Cowboys vs aliens … never forget
@LexiNeal-s3c
The Alien Enemies Act of 1798 is not as old as the oldest person receiving social security benefits.
@grod4L
"The god-emperor brushed centuries of dust from the ancient scroll, whispering the first words of a spell not spoken since his forebears wove the nation from blood and iron—one final invocation to drown the invaders in the wrath of the past."
@koatam
"Show them what a bloated military budget can do!" -Zapp Brannigan
@whiskeyniner6416
Luffy de Houthi found out and is no longer in One Piece.
@sonofsparta2693
Trump is far from perfect. But damn, it feels good to have an administration with balls again for once
@Amferam